Kyle's letter to Santa

I came across this blog post from The Ugly Volvo called "A Ten-Month-Old's Letter to Santa" and I couldn't stop laughing. My favorites are the laptop cord, an iPhone, dog food, a wall-mount entertainment center (AKA the toilet paper roll) and a handful of dog fur - all of which greatly excite Kyle on a daily basis.

This post inspired me to create a list on behalf of Kyle with all the things he really, really wants at 9.5 months:

1. A bite of mommy's burrito
2. Mommy's earrings, bracelet and watch (which she doesn't even wear anymore!)
3. Permission to open all of my dresser drawers and pull out all of my clothes
4. A day pass for no diaper changes - will they ever stop?
5. A fresh newspaper, preferably from the ground, to rip apart and chew
6. More doors to open and close all. day. long.
7. More cutting boards to pull out of the cabinet (see below)
8. Knee pads to protect my little legs from bruises I get from crawling on the tile
9. A piece of daddy's beard
10. Penny's ear. Or tail. Or leg.